Queen Of Pots

Dangerous with a camera. Lethal in the kitchen!

January 14, 2012
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Homework

Now that we’re all back to school, this is what our kitchen table looks like most evenings.

kitchen table with homework

Ally’s current art assignment involves an A1 sheet of paper and a pointillism/sgraffito task.

I wasn’t sure what either pointillism or sgraffito were, but I know now.  With pointillism you take a pencil and dot it, loudly and repeatedly, on your page, while giggling at the poor individuals around you being subjected to the noise.

With sgraffito (I wonder why they don’t call it scratchillism), you scratch layers of paint off the page to reveal layers underneath, while covering your surroundings with the bits of paint you’ve discarded.

sgraffito

With all the tapping and scratching going on, I’m glad my own assignment involved a set of headphones. (Testing the Embed code below)

The Coma by Susan Cloonan

 

I bags NOT doing the hoovering tomorrow by the way! (Just in case Ally reads this.)

 

January 3, 2012
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Procrastination

I’ve come to realise that I am a procrastinator.  I don’t necessarily put things off because they’re difficult or because I don’t like them.  Sometimes I delay doing things that I enjoy and that I want to do.

For example, I fully intended to start a project today that I’ve been looking forward to.  This is what I did instead:-

I got up late.

I went for a walk.

I took photographs while out walking.

Canon Hill

 

View of Clonmel from Canon Hill

 

I came home, cooked dinner, went to the hospital to fill in for another presenter at the station, came home (again),  and took more photos.

 

Snowflake Christmas decorations

 

It was actually interesting to take these and to experiment with different shutter speeds and lighting methods.

 

Christmas tree ornaments

 

In all of these photographs I used extra light from a torch.  The one below probably got a bit too much torch light. It shows up the plastic leaves on the branches, and I should probably have hid the wires.

 

Christmas tree decorations

 

This is the top of the piano.  ’Scuse the dust.  I’ll sort it out on the 6th.

Disney lights on piano

 

The Cinderella ornament below is  the topper that we had on our wedding cake.  It sat on one tier, while the horse and carriage pictured beside it (in the previous photo)  sat on another.

Cinderella Caketopper

 

Taking photographs did not contribute towards me getting my project started.

 

I came across a really good article on procrastination this evening.  I’ve always been of the impression that I work best under pressure but this is what the article had to say on the subject (with regard to writing a paper):-

 

Myth #3: ”I do my best work under pressure.”

Challenge: There are lots of other ways to create pressure for yourself, besides waiting until the night before the paper is due to start writing it. You can set a time limit for yourself—for example, “I will write this paragraph in ½ hour”—or you can pretend that the paper is a timed essay exam. If you do this a week or two before the paper is due, you’ll have a draft in plenty of time to revise and edit it.

 

If only I’d read this ages ago.  You wouldn’t believe the number of people who’ve told me that they work better under pressure too.  Next time someone tells me this I’m going to point them in the direction of that webpage.

I intend to create a time table in the morning (no, seriously I do), for the project that I’ve been putting off for a while, and I’m going to apply this to future projects that I undertake in the future.

This is a Proper 2012 New Year’s Resolution #1

January 1, 2012
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New Year’s Resolutions

I’m always making New Year’s Resolutions and not sticking to them, so this year I’ve saved myself the bother of thinking them up,  and I’m using last year’s lot.  They’re always the same old thing anyway:

1. Lose weight

Nothing’s changed about this one, only that instead of having to lose one stone I now need to lose two….at the very least.

I am committed this year though.  (I am also starving.)

2. Stop procrastinating

I’ve broken this one already because there was something I was meant to do today, but I started to write this blog post and now I can’t remember what it was.

3. Walk more

I usually manage this one for about a week before I start making excuses not to go for a walk.

I walked just over three miles today though – it took me an hour.  In fairness it was an uphill walk (for the first mile and a half), and the dog had to stop constantly and sniff every blooming thing within an inch of her nose.

Canon  Hill

Photographic Evidence that it really was up a hill

4. Study every evening

I feel like a child for posting this.

It never happens…which also contributes to making me feel like a child.

5. De-clutter

Also never happens.  I hoard stuff, especially books, and I become emotionally attached to everything.

I did, however, manage to gather together seven bags of clothes (mostly my own) yesterday for disposal.  My problem now is that if I don’t get the bags out of the house soon I’ll start removing stuff from them and eventually everything will find its way back into my still overflowing wardrobe.

I’ve been holding onto clothes that are much too small for me, thinking that, some day, I will fit back into them, but it’s like this….if I ever find myself able to fit into a size 10 jeans again, then I’ll be so delighted that I’ll want new jeans, not some crappy unfashionable old pair that have been lying in my wardrobe for years.

6. A photograph a day

I tried this last year and I didn’t get very far with it.  It’s quite time consuming.  But I was inspired by Vicky, a lovely lady I met at Wordcamp in Kilkenny (how long ago was that), to try it again.  Vicky took a photo a day last year – not just ‘snaps’, but beautiful photos that can be seen here.

I could have taken my camera with me when I went walking today and taken a photo but I forgot to.  So I took this one of the Christmas cake being cut when I got home.

Danbo cutting the Cake

 

All that rushing  trying to get the cake iced before Christmas and it wasn’t cut until now.  It’d still be lying there only the two Danbos came along.

December 31, 2011
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Looking back…and forward…Thank you, and Happy New Year 2012!

Looking back – the not so good.

I can’t believe it’s New Year’s Eve again!  The year has flown!

This time last year we were wondering how we were going to get through the year.  New Year’s Eve 2011 brought with it the news that John was to be made redundant at the end of January. Obviously it was a shock, although with him working in the building industry it’s safe to say that we could see that business was slowing, and the worry of what might come had been at the back of our minds for some time.

Our initial reaction was to immediately knuckle down and see where we could cut corners with regard to outgoings and bills.  For the first time in years I found myself penny pinching at the supermarket and doing my shopping in three or four different places to get the best deals.  I think the last time I was that ‘thrifty’ I was parenting alone – a long time ago.

We struggled through the first six months with the proverbial belt tightened and things got a bit easier.  I was lucky to have a part-time job, although I’d to fit this in around college and a full time work placement during the summer, which left me physically drained by the time it came to returning to college in September.  I have never yawned as much in my life as I did in front of lecturers this year…and it wasn’t them… it was me.

Looking back – the GOOD!

The year wasn’t all bad.  I turned 40 (ok…maybe that bit should be with the bad bits).  But it WAS good, because I got to visit my younger brother and my sister-in-law in Oregon, who I hadn’t seen in nearly three years.

I graduated with a Higher Certificate in Creative Multimedia.

Following my work placement, which was with a local radio station (TippFM),  I was offered a regular slot on a Saturday evening.

And I was very honoured to receive an award for Best New Presenter at the Hospital Radio Awards this year.

John got to go to Germany on a CESBEM course with Tipperary Institute, which was a great experience for him.  He also got a place on a Post-Graduate Certificate in Digital Analysis and Energy Retro-fit in Bolton Street, and got his Chartership in April.

And Ally got her Fetac Level 5 Award (all distinctions) in Art and Design.

(At this point, Bláthnaid wants me to add that she got Korn tickets – big positive aspect to 2011 in her opinion.)

So 2011 brought with it a lot of good things.

When the girls both got sick and ended up  in hospital a couple of weeks ago, I thought the year was going to end in a similar vein to the way it started. Ally had only just been discharged when, on the Monday my exams were due to start, Bláthnaid was taken in. Needless to say I ended up deferring my exams – a huge disappointment for me, but unavoidable.

It’s true what they say though – when the going gets tough, you know who your friends are, and that’s another positive of 2011.  As I head into 2012 I’m aware of those I can trust and rely on.  People are surprising!  And help can come from the most unexpected of places.

Thank you to those who supported us during tough times – your help was hugely appreciated.

 

Happy New Year 2012!

To our family and friends, we wish you health and happiness in 2012, and may the new year bring all that’s good your way.

December 20, 2011
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Coming right out at ya!

Hi Folks

         Susan’s younger, smarter, better looking, honest and modest brother here…. (ya know the drill).  Today I wanted to talk about something very very important to my friends and I.  Something that matters a lot to them and makes them frustrated and angry sometimes.  However, I realized I needed to do a lot more research on this one and wouldn’t have anything ready until the weekend.  So instead, I’m going to completely geek out and talk about…

3D Televisions!!!!  (yes, non nerds can tune out now….)

I’m writing this to help educate anyone who wants to know and clear up some questions that they may have.  Hopefully it helps at least SOMEONE….. 

We were led to believe that the next big step in home entertainment was going to be 3D televisions.  Now I admit, when people think about 3D, the memory of those horrid red and blue glasses comes to mind.  However, 3D has progressed a lot since then.  No longer do you have to watch movies with more messed up colours than the worlds weirdest acid trip! (no I never took acid, I’m just taking a guess).

Now days, there are 3 major types of 3D in the market.  However, only 2 of them are used in 3D televisions at the consumer level.  So here’s a breakdown of the types and the bullsh*t to avoid from the people who want to push it to you…

1:  Active Shutter Glasses.   Would you believe this tech has been around for quite some time?  However, it seems to have mainly been reserved for the PC gaming market.  These really do give you the best picture.  You get the full 1080p picture in each eye, minimal ghosting or crosstalk and really are “the experts” favorites.  However the downsides to this tech are as follows.  In daylight, you will notice a “flicker effect” from the glasses.  Enough to be slightly annoying.  You really want to view movies at night in a dark room.  Also the glasses tend to be a bit heavier since they require batteries and they will also need to be charged.  Finally, they tend to make movies look a bit darker.  So night time scenes in movies can be a bit hard to view sometimes.  They are also expensive to replace.  Between $85 and $150 per pair

2:  Passive 3D glasses.  These are lightweight, don’t require batteries, are very cheap to buy, and you can “borrow” a pair from your local theatre and use them at home.  They are a popular choice because with kids watching 3d movies, glasses are bound to get destroyed.  However, the bad part about these glasses is that you lose resolution from your movie.  Each eye only gets half the picture.  This means that your 1080p blu ray movie, is rendered in 540P per eye.  You will notice that the edges of smooth objects can appear staggered or pixilated.  Also there is a good bit of ghosting and cross talk to be had with this method.  Now what p*sses me off, is that I’ve heard sales people actually claim “no, you DON’T get half the image, because your left eye and right eye both see 540p, so therefore, both your eyes together, see 1080P!!!!”.  By that dumb ass logic alone, Active shutter glasses give you 1080P in your left eye, and 1080P in your right eye, so therefore you must be watching a 2160P movie!!! RIGHT???   If you want to have friends around to watch a 3D movie, or if you have a family who you want to watch 3D movies with, this solution is the cheapest.  However, if you have a TV over 46”…. You will really notice a drop in quality.  If a sales person tries to tell you that you’re getting a full 1080P picture, slap him, hard, across the face!  (by the way, I do not actually recommend slapping him across the face hard as I’m being sarcastic and it’s more than likely likely illegal, and you will go to jail).

3:  Parallax Barrier 3D.  This works be literally having one screen on top of another.  (it’s the simplest way to put it).  Both screens show an image from slightly different angles therefore giving you a 3D view with no need for glasses!  This is what the Nintendo 3ds uses.  So why not use it in home cinema?  Well, some very very very expensive sets do, however, there is bad news.  You have to be sitting in a very particular spot, and pretty much not move away from it…. Even slightly…   And for now, it’s as expensive as hell..

So will 3D television take off big time? 

So far……… no…..   And with the current technology….. no…    Don’t get me wrong, 3D is amazing to view, however, there are problems with it.  For instance, when you view something in real life, you continually look around and shift your focus.  With 3D, you want to look around the screen, but since the camera filming the scene is fixed focus, you’ll just end up staring at some blurred objects in your field of vision and give yourself a headache trying to focus on them.  This is uncomfortable for a lot of people.

There is also a lack of decent 3D movies to watch.  Some people have tried to “post convert” 2D movies into 3D with some pretty bad results.  While some 3D features… have frankly just been crap. 

Pricing is also an issue.  When they made 3D Blu-ray a standard, each Blu-ray had to come with both a copy of the 3D movie AND the 2D version too AND they usually throw in a digital copy too.  For some reason, movie studios have felt this justifies a 3X price increase on some movies.

Online movie services such as iTunes, Amazon or Hulu don’t support 3D movies.  For them to do this, it’s possible that another hardware upgrade will be needed for 3D to work with current 3D televisions (if at all). 

I’ve watched a couple of 3D movies now and while I’ve been very impressed with the results that I saw, I just wasn’t impressed by either the quality of the movies (be it script or other), or the expense involved with purchasing them.  After all, if people can illegally download 2D movies for free, why on earth would they spend $30 just to watch it in 3D?

If 3D is to survive and be a major dominator in the home theatre market, three steps need to happen.

1:  Film the movie in 3D.  Don’t do a lazy post conversion, it always looks terrible.

2:  Drop your price and make it more attractive for the average consumer to purchase.

3:  Don’t think you can make a horrible movie with a terrible script in 3D and expect consumers to have faith in future 3D movies from you (Green Lantern anyone?)

Well hope the above proved to be helpful or at least a good read.

Bye for now!

Ian

December 9, 2011
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12 Meat Facts!


Hi Folks

Susan’s younger, taller, better looking, smarter and more modest brother here.  I’ve been working a lot with the meat industry lately and I’m surprised by the amount of stuff that I’m actually learning.

I think it’s a great idea that people should be educated and that they have the resources to educate themselves.  As a result, I wish to make my own contribution to YOU, the Consumer!  So I proudly present to you, 12 Meat Facts!

Meat Facts!

1:  You should always keep your meat cool.  If possible, dress it up in sunglasses and a fedora hat.

2:  Meat that smokes cigarettes will keep longer because it looks cooler.

3:  Vegetarians are responsible for eating millions of lbs of crops every year, crops which could be used to feed tasty tasty cattle!

4:  If you piss of a Vegetarian, they will protest and sing about you.  If you piss of a meat eater, they’ll shoot you and eat you!

5:  Wine connoisseurs have many different ways of describing a fine wine.  Meat eaters have only one day to describe meat “Damn Tasty!”

6:  Many people are blaming global warming on the gas produced by vast amount of cattle in the world. Meanwhile “bean” eating vegan hippies are getting off scott free!

7:  A healthy regimen of daily exercise can often get in the way of BBQ’ing and beer drinking!

8:  If you were to take all the cattle in the world and stack them on top of each other, you’d probably be arrested.

9:  If you were to take all the vegans in the world and stack them on top of each other, you’d probably be arrested (but would feel less guilty about it).

10:  Duck is a type of poultry that can be rhymed with many funny and humorous words, unlike Ostrich.

11:  More people will eat an ugly animal rather than eat a small cute furry one.  Hence many fast food chains won’t sell a Cat, Dog or Otter Burger.

12:  Thanks to the internet, a lot of people these days think that their cat wants nothing more in life than to enjoy a “cheezeburger”

 

I hope all of the above facts have been helpful and educational! 

All the best

Ian



December 5, 2011
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Poetry Monday Presents….

Ode to the one I love
By Ian H. Moore

I love how you look
I love how you smell
Life without you
Would indeed be hell

I love how you feel
I love how you taste
I would never ever let you
Go to waste

I can love you alone
Or enjoy you with friends
I hope this feeling
Will never come to an end

I want you, I need you
I desire you right now
Every time you are near
I just think "Wow"

I love everything about you
I think that's plain to see
Oh Bacon you are certainly
The meat for me!

November 16, 2011
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Trip to Paris – Premiére Partie

I was in Paris last weekend.  Ally was in London at an Evanescence gig so, seeing as Bláthny was a bit disappointed at not going with her, I thought I’d give her a nice surprise by bringing her to Paris.

She was overjoyed when I told her about the idea!

 

“I don’t want to go to Paris”, she said. 

“Of course you do”, I said, “Everyone wants to go to Paris”. 

 

14 year olds really can’t be expected to know what they want now, can they, especially when it comes to trips to Paris? I, as a considerate, thoughtful mother am well aware of this.

 

Luxury Travel

And, so it was that three of us, Bláthny, mam and I, jetted off in luxury, with Ryanair, to fabulous Frenchville!

We arrived in Beauvais late on Friday evening and, having just brought hand luggage, succeeded in being among the first onto the bus waiting to take everyone into Paris city centre.

Cost to get into Paris from Beauvais for anyone who’s interested:  €90 (€30 each) for the return bus ticket, and €20 for a taxi to our hotel as we decided against taking the Metro that late at night. (A good idea considering the dodgy area of Paris we stayed in.)

 

Luxurious Accommodation

Our hotel that we’d booked for the three nights was situated on the same street as the Gare de L’Est, a train/Metro station in the NorthEast of Paris.  It is the noisiest hotel I have ever stayed in.  The first night we arrived there was a large crowd of people attending an event at a club across from the hotel.  As I was checking in at reception I saw several of them battering the heads off each other as others stumbled drunkenly into the sex-shop beside it.

Mam was given a room at the back of the hotel and, thankfully, the view of the ‘shop’, from our room, was obscured by some very large trees outside our window.  Unfortunately the trees obscured everything else too.  It’s a pity they didn’t block out the noise of the traffic and sirens though.  Once darkness fell the traffic noise appeared to increase, and sirens wailed right through until the morning.  There is NOTHING more annoying than a French style Police siren blaring every ten minutes…..unless it’s MANY French style Police sirens blaring every ten minutes.

We were so tired though that we slept through the night.

 

Gourmet Breakfast

On the Saturday we thought we’d get breakfast somewhere other than the hotel, and we settled on a little restaurant opposite MacDonald’s.  I’m a firm believer that, when abroad, one should eat as the other locals do, and so I’ll always look for an authentic looking, traditional place that serves good local cuisine.

The restaurant we chose was empty.  Across the road MacDonald’s was full.  Two cold coffees, one bland ‘hot’ chocolate, and three disappointing breakfasts left me in no doubt as to why the locals were opting for Bacon & Egg McMuffins.  For the remainder of our Paris vacation we ate breakfast in MacDonald’s.

 

Romance in Paris

We walked on the Friday morning past the Gare du Nord, along the Bd de Magenta and back down the Rue du Rocheouart .  It was an experience.  The Bd de Magenta was lined with shops selling suits and wedding dresses.

Paris wedding shop

Two years ago when I was in Paris with John we walked up Rue du Faub. St. Denis which is, more or less, at the back of the Bd de Magenta.  I’m not sure where we were going but, the further up the street we went, the quicker we walked.  The street was lined with clothing boutiques that I’m fairly sure sold a bit more than clothes judging by the women dressed in leopardskin and leather standing in the doorways.

I suppose it’s very convenient to have the two streets in such close proximity to each other in the event of any potential ‘Pretty Woman’ romance stories.

 

The Sights

The three of us walked as far as Montmartre.  It used to be one of my favourite places in Paris but it’s not really like it was twenty years ago.  There are too many ‘scammers’ around.  You’d want eyes in the back of your head for them.

These guys (pictured below) would take a person by the hand and, before the ‘victim’ had time to blink, they’d find themselves with several strands of thread wrapped around their finger and wrist.  A couple of minutes later they’d be sporting a newly crafted ‘luck’ bracelet that they’d have to pay €5 for.

Bracelet for luck

All three of us were caught, but I insisted on paying just €5 for the three bracelets.  If I ever go back I’ll be keeping my hands in my pockets and doling out swift kicks to people’s ankles.  ’Oops, my foot slipped’.

I do love the hustle and bustle of Montmartre though.

Montmartre

 

I love the Basilique du Sacre Coeur.  Years ago I met a group of Irish lads in Paris as I was nearing the end of my stay there.  So determined was I to see the church lit up at night that at 3 o’clock in the morning one of the lads walked out there with me.  Of course the place was in total darkness and I’d an awful rush on me to try to make it back to the hotel, pack, and get out to Charles de Gaulle airport for my flight back home that morning at 7AM.

 

Le Basilique du Sacre Coeur

I spent a lot of time taking photos of birds while I was there this time.  Is it sad that I’d be more interested in taking photos of them rather than the sights?

Paris

 

The pigeon below didn’t hang around long enough for me to take a second shot.

Pigeon

Pigeon in flight

 

It was a lovely warm, clear day and the view from the top of the hill was fabulous.

View from Basilique du Sacre Coeur

Bláthny had to put her sunglasses on.  Then she wondered why people were looking at her.

Funny glasses

 

The glasses drew great attention in a café we went into at the bottom of the hill and we found ourselves being served immediately while the barman took the opportunity to inspect the glasses.

 

Shopping

I’ve never been to Galeries Lafayette so we thought we’d venture there next.  I was awed by the Rolex and Tiffany counters, mainly by the glitter coming from them.  I’m not sure if I’d ever spend €26,000 on a ring or a watch though.  If I’d that much money to spend on jewellery I’d want to be able to afford the security to go with it.

There were a lot of Asian tourists snapping up bargains in Louis Vuitton luggage.  I’m sure the store must have been giving the stuff away for nothing because there were no prices on any of it and it was disappearing off the shelves at a huge rate.

Mam and I wandered over to look at the ‘Special Offer’ clothing rail but there was nothing less than a €100 on it and the quality was very poor, in my opinion.  I think I’ve seen better stuff in No Name.

Outside Galeries Lafayette

 

Opera

 

Ourside Galeries Lafayette

 

 

Paris

 

After our visit to Galeries Lafayette it was on to the Louvre for ‘Deuxiéme Partie’.

November 15, 2011
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It’s amazing what you can do with a few sounds.

Haunted (mp3)

 

What you’re hearing is a bunch of keys, the zip on my laptop bag,  the rustling of a few leaves on a tree in LIT Clonmel, a cough, and a bit of laughter thrown in for good measure.

Bung them all into Reaper, add a few effects and, hey presto, something that sounds nothing like the sounds described.

This was only a rough compilation of sounds but I’m looking forward to getting to know the programme better and producing something really interesting.

 

Note: Reaper is free to download at www.reaper.fm

 

 

October 27, 2011
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For the Birds! (The Pigeon Rescue)

We came to the rescue of a wood pigeon yesterday evening.  John took the dog out for a walk and when he came back he said the pigeon was sitting under a bush at the side of the driveway, and that it was lucky not to have been eaten by the dog who took great exception to it being there.

“What’s it doing under the bush?” I asked.

“Sleeping” he said. 

“What’s a pigeon doing sleeping under a bush”, I said, “Should it not be in a tree?”

I’m a city girl.  I don’t know a lot about pigeons, or any other bird for that matter, but my inner core tells me that, at night, anything with a beak and feathers should be on a perch somewhere. (Emus and ostriches are obviously a couple of exceptions to this rule, but we don’t tend to get too many of those around here.)

My concern for the bird’s welfare led to a Google search and a request for assistance on Twitter.

Thanks to @rkkx@DiamondsIRL, and @ElaineEdwards for their recommendations on treating the bird.

And, of course, thanks to @caitrionaW  for the recipe for Wood Pigeon and Pancetta Risotto. (I was *almost* hoping the poor little beggar would cark it.)

www.irishwildlifematters.ie was a great source of information on treating many varieties of injured birds. It wasn’t long before our forlorn feathered friend was tucked up in a warm box lined with old tea towels, and with a handful of porridge oats and a bowl of water to keep him fed and hydrated through the night.

While we carried out the pigeon rescue and aftercare,  the dog was kept at the opposite end of the house in our bedroom. She never suspected a thing.  And, this morning, as the dawn was breaking, we transported the pigeon outside again and put it under a tree where it remained for a couple of hours before eventually spreading its wings and flying away.

I like to think that the pigeon really WAS ill and dying…. and that we saved it….rather than that it might just have been stunned by the light of himself’s torch as he did the rounds with the dog last night…..

 

Wood Pigeon