Dangerous with a camera, Lethal in the kitchen.

If I had a Fiver…


Posted on March 20th, by Susan in Uncategorized. 2 comments

SEX ON WHEELS!!!

Oh yeah! I definitely wouldn’t say no to the BMW 5 series! I had a ‘Qik’ look at one this morning as you’ll see from the clip below.

Acres of space, luxurious leather interior, airbags front and rear, and a reassuringly heavy ‘clunk’ when shutting the doors.

I marvelled over the solid structure of the car. Once I’d managed to cleverly engineer the departure of (…get rid of) Bernie and Barry, and after the doors were shut behind them, I was, essentially, in my own little haven of tranquility (…..PERFECT sound booth – ideal for the executive who needs to make calls on the go….or…. if you need a bit of peace for…..whatever….).

Ten minutes of sheer, luxurious, opulent bliss this morning! The drive home in my 8 year old, well worn and hacked motor seemed twice as long as it had when I was driving there.

If I had a Fiver…..

Will I, won’t I?

Raarrrrr…..rrrr…RRR…RRRR….WHOARRRRR!!!


Aw man!! Swoon……the comfort and style!
Who needs a man?

The BMW 5 series ROCKS!!!





2 Responses to “If I had a Fiver…”

  1. archtech says:

    A car like that is a waste in this count…. one could never get to drive it legally in this county to its full potential. :(

  2. SusanC says:

    I take it you’re referring to speed horse power? With a car like that you have to drive slowly so that people will see you in it. Not much point in going whizzing by them is there?

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